Friday, March 16, 2012

Players play.... just not on FB

I've decided players don't have FB! You can lock up your phone like Ft. Knox and be fine usually! 









You can change your privacy settings on FB, but people you're seeing can't resist posting on your wall. It's the ultimate claiming of your territory! 









The next person you're trying to string along is GOING to try to search your name on FB and try to friend you! Don't kid yourself, you know you have looked up that special someone on FB *cough* stalked... I mean looked up! So if you decline their friend request the world has just ended basically, there is no greater F*ck Right Off than not friending someone.








And if you accept you will spend an hour (if you are one lucky SOB) explaining why so-and-so said, "OMG let's play again!!!!! I had such a great night the other night!!!!" with all their <3's and ;)'s This basically means you.are.BUSTED!!!! The amount of time or participation spent on FB will NOT stop these people from claiming your page, like it's their own fire hydrant! 








This is why you should avoid people who say things like:
FB is so much Drama (of course it is if all the playee's find out about eachother)
FB is pointless (I am currently signed up on FriendFinder my user name is SINGLEnREADY2MINGLE459)
FB is so personal (Blah Blah Blah I'm a dirty tramp)


This is why players don't have FB! 




FB is easier to STALK you with, my dear! 





Thank you & Good Day!

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