Once upon a time there was this beautiful princess and she loved many things...
Once upon a time there was this amazing prince charming....
Once upon a time a long time ago there was a castle and in this castle lived a beautiful princess and a charming prince...
Once upon a time girls dreamed of fairy tales, princes, knights of shining armor or even beautiful princesses (I don't judge). Now it's glitter covered, blood sucking, stone people or dogs. Meh, in all reality it was probably those damn fairy tales that paved the way for this tragic turn of events. Come on ladies the closest thing you're getting to prince charming, a glittery dude or a dog is giving the nerdy kid a chance, David Archueletta or McGruff the Crime dog... Go get 'em or get new Dreams! I vote the latter!
