Babies
my bff is cleaning the kitchen and mentions the baby word. by baby word I mean the phrase, "I'm considering having a baby". i quickly but quietly mentioned to her if she didn't shush her mouth I would promptly dislocate her baby maker! then as she was napping she mumbles, "i want a baby" I decide to queue up this....
she wakes up very much discombobulated and looks at me like wtf... my response is "wakey wakey mommy, i'm thinking of a word and it rhymes with shmish-shmortion"
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