The Daily WIT & AWKWARDNESS on which I THRIVE!!

This page has the filterless one-liners, blurbs & awkward moments in which I get to fully observe from afar, participate in or intentionally create. I will just edit and add the newest information below. I will try to put dates but I will forget. But YOU don't forget to check back!

~*~*~*~*~*~ 4/26/12 ~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Dude Friend: (Texts me dirty song lyrics)

Me: (Responds with continuation of dirty song lyrics, ya gotta love rap)

Dude Friend: (Finishes Dirty Songs chorus)

Me: "Can I put my tongue in your mouth?"

Dude Friend says nothing....

Me: "I wouldn't normally ask but I have never tasted anything so dirty and I am curious!"

~*~*~*~*~*~ 4/13/12 ~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Boy: I can't keep hanging out with you, I smile so much my teeth get dry!!

Me: Want me to spit on them?! (Hello Awkwardness)

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*Standing in line at the grocery store. I am on my phone, texting, while I wait to check out. My legs are bouncing, as they always do when I am not paying attention*

Lady: (Serious Tone) You really should calm down...

Me: (look up slowly as I try to piece together why she would say this to me. It hits me.) Less talky talky! More pay for your groceries. (Continue texting)

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Dude: Why do you hate me?
Me: I don't necessarily hate you... I just prefer other people more.